The Iranians are getting uppity with their missile threats… [Iran]
Hello. My name is Gareth Williams. I was an MI6 agent who was so depressed that i zipped myself up naked into a red Northface duffle bag in my tub to end it all. By the way, i also padlocked it from the outside to fool everyone. I even left the key under my body, inside the bag.
I remember my first lady. She was older, and i mounted her on a coffee table. Whoops, wrong type of first:)