I had a terrible kayaking accident in January.
I was minding my own business fishing.
Next thing I know, a monster flounder that looked just like Stacy Abrams overturned my kayak.
As luck would have it, I had all my firearms in the kayak.
You never know when Bigfoot is coming for you.
Now that I'm sans guns, how do I legally report the loss?
Chinese chicks give the best head.
The Han Chinese have bred the female gag reflex out of existence after 4K years.
The Great throat Wall has been torn down, Mr. Gorbachev!
Journalists and Social Media employees are soft targets.
Prove me wrong.
Just saying.
In MineCraft.
Jimbo and Ron lust after shekels.
It's not like it hasn't been obvious.
Put on the armor of God.
It's a Q mask, dontcha know?
Go for hairy legs.
They turn blonde in the Sun.
CornPop ain't got shit on me.
Warriors, come out and play.
Immediate SITREP requested.
Ashley is hot, but Natalie is irresistibly sexy.
Kamala Kong ain't got shit on me!
Free Will.
You can always kill your politicians, bureaurucrats, journalists, teachers.
Soft Targets.
Laws still apply, but….
Make a choice, make a stand.
What will you regret doing on your deathbed?
Think on it!
Then, ACT!
Trust the Plan.
Operation Trust.
Wait, wut?
Go back to sleep, someone else will fix everything.
I promise.
Put on the armor of God.
We take shekels.
Cowboy Happa does HBO.
Trust the kosher Ham!
Fonzie ain't stroking your chopped jew dick any longer.
I will rejoice watching you die slowly.
Fence sitting, trust muh plan faggots will beg for mercy.
No Quarter.
I will fuck your wife and daughters bloody.
Call my bluff.
Harden your heart, this will get nasty.
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
I'm gonna eat some Jimmy Dean McMuffins and go to bed.
I might wake up and go full Viking on my liberal neighbors, maybe not.
Eventually, I go out with a bang, tho.
Do they really think red-blooded Americans will do nothing.
My Parents have passed, my only Son died in Afghanistan.
Why would I sit idle?