I been gone awhile. Miss the memes. I guess the doubt started taking over.
Why are the army men chopping their dicks off?
I tried to join the military but I failed a psyche evaluation. Apparently wanting to kill people is a no no.
No I don’t know why I failed. I drank it off for a few years. Oh well. This is the life I got. Military doesn’t make men. Men make the military. Unless. They chop the dick off.