Zeus is the Greek god of thunder and the sky.
It's widely known that Zeus had many offspring by many different lovers.
What isn't so widely known is that one of his lovers birthed Siamese twins.
At first, Zeus was convinced his sons were to be even more powerful than he due to their unique, wrinkly physique.
But he quickly realized the boys were severely mentally handicapped.
One was bigger than the other and controlled both of them, and they always cried in pain when even the smallest, lightest object grazed them.
When Zeus and the others would console them, rubbing their back and speaking softly to them, they would uncontrollably vomit everywhere and on everything.
After many years of trying to help them live up to the potential that was in their blood, Zeus decided he had to mercy kill his sons.
The people could never know the abomination that was named Testicles existed.
With a mighty flash and a thunderous clatter, the boys were slain by the hand of their father.
So, after the sons were buried at the summit of Mt. Olympus, Zeus gave tribute to his fallen sons by giving every man a seed pouch between their legs in likeness to the uniqueness and lack of symmetry his sons once possessed.