Flashback to last April -
FauxNOnews put more into this sludge than Biden Corruption/BHR-Rosemont Seneca/Where'sHunter AND his laptopS, the Awans, Child Trafficking, NYPD shooting "suicides" and ambushes, NVIXM, Weiner's Laptop, Crooked "Foundation", Jeffie E AND his gal pal prisoner, MG, etc., etc. COMBINED:
Not even The National Enquirer or the old Weekly World News, on their worst days, put out sludge this pathetic; At least their Writers had SOME talent!
Chelsea Handler says she's 'hot' for Andrew Cuomo, wants to be NY governor's 'First Lady'
Published April 1 ( <—next month, they'll probably have to put the YEAR on this slop.)
Chelsea Handler has the hots for New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo and she's not afraid who knows it.
The female comedian took to her social media accounts to share her adoration for the governor,who has appeared to capture the hearts of American citizens for his responses to the coronavirus pandemic in recent weeks.
Taking to her Twitter on Tuesday night, Handler, 45, called Cuomo and "all his goodness" the "nicest thing about self-quaranting."
"@NYGovCuomo, if you see this, I'm thinking of you and your brother, Chris. I hope he gets better soon. Thank you for inspiring us all. Thank you for your body and all your different outfits," Handler wrote.
In a video shared from her home, Handler admitted she's "pretty hot for Andrew Cuomo" and referred to him as her "boyfriend."
But that wasn't all. The funny woman also declared her fondness for the governor in … "Dear Andrew Cuomo, I Want To Be Your First Lady."
The "Life Will Be the Death of Me" author began her love letter to the governor by joking that she's finally moved on from her "breakup" with Robert Mueller – a man she said "filled the void of dignity and valor that Donald Trump created when he became our president."
He was a mirage in a desert of despair," she joked.
Handler dubbed it the "absolute worst time" to have Donald Trump as America's president, noting that she's binge-watched "Tiger King" and ingested marijuana to lift her spirits. Then, "out of the darkness" came Cuomo, she said.
The comedian likened Cuomo to the "Incredible Hulk" before sharing her admiration for his efforts amid the global health crisis.
"Governor Cuomo, do you know how dehydrated we’ve been? Do you know how thirsty we are to have a real leader, someone who can speak about policy, who can humanize statistics, who can string together a complex sentence that doesn’t contain a single lie—or just string together a complex sentence? Armed with facts, you are giving us the courage to face our fears," …Thank you for reminding us that the best politicians are, in their hearts, civil servants. Thank you for talking about the value of human life and for reminding us that no one’s mother is expendable. I love you, Andrew Cuomo. Your daughters are lucky to have a dad like you. Thank you for showing us the heart of a New Yorker … blah blah blah…
https://archive.is/wip/xgs7q
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/chelsea-handler-hot-andrew-cuomo-new-york-governor-first-lady