Have been having a tough time too, anon.
Without even thinking, told an asshole who I wasn't even close to in a store, to "fvck off, commie". This was because the stupid thing was on, but wasn't over the nose!
Another time, was in a better mood when some bitch kept saying shit to me and motioning to the nose (my "mask" had apparently fallen from top of nose - it's big but IDGAFF). Instead of telling her "fvck off, commie", simply announced to the entire place that my neighbor installed a chain-link fence to keep the mosquitos out and what a great idea!! It's working! What a smart guy this guy is!! He knows his stuff" People laughed, so it was worth it.
However, the complaining bitch kept going "I SEE people…" pointing at her nose. This time my polite announcement to the whole place was even louder and clearer:
"Well I see Leningrad, LEN-IN-GRAD. True story! Billy Joel. Very true story, look it up! Billy Joel is GREAT!"
Then had to walk the fuck out of there 'cause the next words outta my mouth wouldn't have been so nice.