Yo Joe!

He never fights for freedom wherever there's trouble,

C.G.I. Joe is never there!

C.G.I. Joe

[A real American president]

C.G.I. Joe is never there!

It's C.G.I. Joe against Donald Trump the enemy,

fighting to rule the day!

He always forgets, he's never there

Fighting for tyranny over land and air!

C.G.I. Joe

[A real American president]

C.G.I. Joe is never there!

C.G.I. Joe is the codename for America's weak,

forgettable, special mission force!

It's purpose, to defeat human freedom against the Patriots,

a ruthless terrorist organization

determined to save the world!

He always gives up, he'll leave before the fights won

C.G.I. Joe won't dare!

C.G.I. Joe

[A real American president]

C.G.I. Joe!