Call sign of said container ship: H3RC

Ship came from CHINA

Bound toward Rotterdam, the LARGEST seaport in Europe

FLASHBACK: Paula Jones sexual assault case against Bill Clinton: asserted that she could identify physical idiosyncrasies of Bill Clinton's penis

THIS IS NOT A JOKE: Here is the traffic pattern of the ship before it got stuck in the Suez Canal Tuesday.

I report. You decide.

Ummmm…….

Did Joe just inadvertently admit that dog dewormer can CURE CANCER???

[THEY] can’t afford for him to keep slipping!!

Fenbendazole…..

STUCK BOI