Because there's no way in hell that GA is a Blue State. Unless cheating.
Why live in Tornado Alley at all? It's like living in Underwater Cave or Fire Hellhole. It's literally an alley through which tornadoes ALWAYS pass. I'' take a rancher in Regular Weather Expanse.
Junkie ramblings. How Joe has been shielded from his son's shit is beyond anon. Beyonanon.