My friends thought I was crazy but there was a little person who showed up in Newport RI some time ago that I used to think was MJ. It wore a long black cape and kept a folded piece of cardboard in front of its face.
Newport is the hometown of Generals Flynn and location of a Navy base, the Navel War College and other significant things, including the home of the late Felix de Weldon, sculptor of the Raising of Iwo Jima Flag, the Q banner at the top of every bread.
Newport is a kind of isle of misfit toys where you can be a weirdo and fit right in.