Where the fuck are the authorities? No one is even asking any questions about this huge event..
"911 What is your emergency?"
"Uh yes, I'd like to report a suspicious boat drawing $10-$15,000 dicks with its path and then blocking 12-14% of global trade… like, could you at least pass by and have them roll down their window? There's some cops already on scene but they're just offering to help move them… I swear these guys are up to no good…"