There was a Crispy Creme doughnut joint less than a mile away from my house - around 14 years ago. I never went there individually, but one day my kids wanted to go, so I pulled in. While ordering, you may look at the process through a big window. We saw a giant rat running beside the conveyor belt. We Hauled-Ass and that was it.

Is 'I'm sorry your Honor, but I trust in God' - a valid legal defense?

Could go to Supreme Court (comped)?