this is highly irregular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Portnoy's Complaint is a 1969 American novel by Philip Roth. Its success turned Roth into a major celebrity, sparking a storm of controversy over its explicit and candid treatment of sexuality, including detailed depictions of masturbation using various props including a piece of liver. The novel tells the humorous monologue of "a lust-ridden, mother-addicted young Jewish bachelor," who confesses to his psychoanalyst in "intimate, shameful detail…
>That's not all "knowing the right people"
have they swabbed the poop deck?
we're gonna need a smaller boat.
kek