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[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]****,=,e ＼＿https:/ヾ(ᐖ◞ ) ID: 965234 March 28, 2021, 5:35 p.m. No.13318264   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8280

>>13318254

>too deep

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>too deep

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>pull out

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>pull out

>>13318254

>too deep

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>too deep

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>pull out

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>pull out

>>13318254

>too deep

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>too deep

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>pull out

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>pull out

>>13318254

>too deep

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>too deep

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>pull out

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>pull out

>>13318254

>too deep

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>too deep

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>pull out

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>pull out

>>13318254

>too deep

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>too deep

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>pull out

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>pull out

>>13318254

>too deep

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>too deep

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>pull out

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>pull out

>>13318254

>too deep

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>too deep

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>pull out

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>pull out

>>13318254

>too deep

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>too deep

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>pull out

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>pull out

>>13318254

>too deep

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>too deep

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>pull out

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>pull out

side pony

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]****,=,e ＼＿https:/ヾ(ᐖ◞ ) ID: 965234 March 28, 2021, 5:40 p.m. No.13318300   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>13318297

>>es so stuck

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>>let's just take a nap and chill

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>>es still big big

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>just try to squeeze it out now

still stuck

right up there

fo sho

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]****,=,e ＼＿https:/ヾ(ᐖ◞ ) ID: 965234 March 28, 2021, 5:44 p.m. No.13318320   🗄️.is 🔗kun

es too bigly stuck up taht cANAL esse

it blow so hard

it was too fast on teh bottom

and yuge stuck right up taht guey

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]****,=,e ＼＿https:/ヾ(ᐖ◞ ) ID: 965234 March 28, 2021, 5:47 p.m. No.13318336   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8364

we tried to tug it out four ways

but es too big stuck right up taht bitch ass cANAL

pinche israeligapes

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]****,=,e ＼＿https:/ヾ(ᐖ◞ ) ID: 965234 March 28, 2021, 5:54 p.m. No.13318394   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>13318364

>we can;t pull it out

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>cause it causes tears guey

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>so it just shoved up taht cANAL gehy

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>still stuck

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>FIRST PONY

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]****,=,e ＼＿https:/ヾ(ᐖ◞ ) ID: 965234 March 28, 2021, 6:20 p.m. No.13318577   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8589

Ingredients

 

1 pound chuck steak

 

1 pound bone-in short ribs

 

Salt & pepper to taste

 

2 tsp MSG

 

2 Tbsp vegetable oil

 

2 ounces shredded iceberg lettuce

 

1 slice yellow American cheese

 

1 small vidalia onion, sliced thinly

 

1 beefsteak tomato, sliced thinly

 

Ketchup to taste

 

Mustard to taste

 

1 large dill pickle, sliced thinly

 

4 sesame seed hamburger buns

 

OPTIONAL (MSG-FREE)

 

3 dried shiitake mushrooms

 

1 Tbsp bonito flakes

 

1/2 ounce dried kombu

 

1 dried anchovy

 

1/2 cup pureed sun-dried tomatoes

 

1 Tbsp yellow miso

 

1/2 cup shredded parmesan

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]****,=,e ＼＿https:/ヾ(ᐖ◞ ) ID: 965234 March 28, 2021, 6:21 p.m. No.13318589   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>13318577

Method

 

Makes 4 third-pound burgers

True Spongebob version

 

Trim and cut beef into 1-inch pieces, and spread evenly on a parchment-lined baking sheet. Place in the freezer for 15 minutes, along with the blade of a food processor, until beef is firm. Pulse in the food processor until beef is ground and pebbly. Shape into 4 patties, and season with salt, pepper, and MSG.

 

Heat vegetable oil in a large cast iron skillet over medium-high heat until barely smoking. Add patties and reduce heat to medium - cook to desired doneness.

 

On the burger buns, assemble the burgers in this order: patty, lettuce, cheese, onion, tomato, ketchup, mustard, pickles, top bun.

 

Method

MSG-free version

 

Oven-dry tomatoes at 200°F for about 90 minutes on a nonstick baking sheet. In a spice grinder, grind mushrooms, bonito, kombu, and anchovy to a fine powder and set aside. Combine sun-dried tomato with equal parts ketchup, and 1 tablespoon miso with 1/4 cup mustard. Arrange parmesan in 4 flat piles on a nonstick surface (like a Silpat), and bake at 350°F for about 15 minutes, or until lightly browned and crisp. Slow-cook sliced onions with a bit of olive oil for 30 minutes or until thoroughly caramelized.

 

Cook burgers as described above, and once removed from heat, place on a plate and sprinkle with a light dusting of the mushroom powder mix. Toast the buns in the remaining burger fat. Let patties rest for 2 minutes before assembling the burgers in the following order: onions, tomato, ketchup, mayo, cheese crisp, lettuce.

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]****,=,e ＼＿https:/ヾ(ᐖ◞ ) ID: 965234 March 28, 2021, 6:25 p.m. No.13318623   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>13318601

>GEHYCOWBOY TENDIES BREAK UP CIRCLE JERK GEHY

>>13318601

>GEHYCOWBOY TENDIES BREAK UP CIRCLE JERK GEHY

>>13318601

>GEHYCOWBOY TENDIES BREAK UP CIRCLE JERK GEHY

>>13318601

>GEHYCOWBOY TENDIES BREAK UP CIRCLE JERK GEHY

>>13318601

>GEHYCOWBOY TENDIES BREAK UP CIRCLE JERK GEHY

>>13318601

>GEHYCOWBOY TENDIES BREAK UP CIRCLE JERK GEHY

>>13318601

>GEHYCOWBOY TENDIES BREAK UP CIRCLE JERK GEHY

>>13318601

>GEHYCOWBOY TENDIES BREAK UP CIRCLE JERK GEHY