To summarize the ship blocking the Suez Canal:

>The ship's path was a distinct attempt to draw a penis with GPS before entering the canal. The metaphor is obvious.

>The ship belonged to Hillary's nickname Evergreen and blocked the lane in a way to force everyone to see the name.

>Days later a truck belonging to Evergreen with the name Evergreen on the side blocked a highway in China in the same conspicuous manner.

>The ship was named Ever Given.

>The callsign was H3RC ("Hillary Rodham Clinton").

>The callsign of one of the tugboats was WMDQ ("weapons of mass destruction - Q").

>The entire crew is Indian. No white men are implicated in this.

>Lots of memes appear portraying the ship as a stuck, curvaceous woman with an EVERGREEN tramp stamp.

>The U.S. Navy is going to help with the efforts.

>The official U.S. Strategic Command posts a code on Twitter that translates to "Q VINDICATED", and then deletes it.

I absolutely believe some kind of horror is going to be publically revealed in those shipping containers and the White Hats are shooting off firecrackers and waving their arms frantically for everyone to pay attention.