for keks-
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A Texan and a Michigander were hunting in the UP when they see an illegal alien running across the field. The Michigander takes careful aim, shoots,
and kills him. "You can't do that!" cried the Texan.
"It's legal here in Michigan " replies the Michigander.
Later that night the Texan goes and buys some beer and puts it on the roof of his truck to open the door. Just then an illegal alien runs by, grabs
the beer, and runs away.
The Texan thinks "No problem" draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him.
As he is getting his beer into the truck the police come and arrest him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Michigan!" protests the Texan.
"Well yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."
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During a DNC dinner Jill Biden leaned over to Chuck Schumer to tell him she bought a parrot for Joe for his birthday. She has taught the parrot to say over two hundred words!
"Very impressive," said Chuck, "but, you do realize he just speaks the words. He doesn't really understand what they all mean."
"Oh, I know", replied Mrs. Biden, "but neither does the parrot."