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Night shift meme waiting to happen: Inmates break windows, set fires inside St. Louis jail

Yo. This same shit happened earlier this year.

Almost same pic, even.

Been awhile since I been in jail, but when TF did plastic lawn chairs become a "thing" in places like jails where literally EVERYTHING gets bolted TF down to the point where no fucking way in hell would a random plastic lawn chair be lying the fuck around to throw out a window in not just one "jail riot", but TWO in the same fucking year…

But not only that, BOTH these chairs just so happened to get thrown the fuck out a magically broken set of windows(?), BUT ESPECIALLY BOTH cheap plastic lawn chairs somehow magically get thrown out JUST at the right moment for a media photo op to miraculously capture in a picture that goes on to become headline.

What the fuck are the fucking odds of mother fucking that?

Mind you, we still need a way to smuggle plastic lawn chairs INTO the jail, just so they can e thrown out and captured for our beloved media's headline. Nobody's asshole is THAT big…