On the Pfizer side of the graphic: MAGIC syndrome. Think I'd rather be ded.
"Mouth and genital ulcers-inflamed cartilage syndrome"
"…consisting of recurrent oral and genital ulcers and cartilage inflammation of the ears, nose, throat, and rib cage."
https://rarediseases.info.nih.gov/diseases/13371/magic-syndrome
https://behcetsuk.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Breaking-the-Magic-Ulcers_and_ICS.pdf