Professor anon here checking in.
Students are cool but professors are (predictably) perpetually enraged.
They're turning on one and other.
They lost their common enemy.
Enjoy the show.
You've never been at a faculty meeting at a University so I'll forgive you.
My ass is trustworthy Arby's man.
Be nice to your superiors.
You might be a superior some day.
I'm one of many of them superior to you skip.
You know it.
Your defensiveness shows that you have low self esteem and a pathetic desire to be "one of us".
This is kind of fun…
you know…
bickering with dim-wits.
I'm used to bickering with dim-witted professors with nice vocabularies that wear pants.
Refreshing change of pace!