Revamp of a 60’s-70’s Pickup Line
“Hey baby, what’s your sign?”
Usually followed by a few guesses…
“Gemini, Leo? Yeah, you have the features of a Leo.”
To bring this old classic up to date, just a few changes are needed.
“Hey baby, what’s your breed?”
“Moderna, Pfizer? No, wait…you have the features of Johnson & Johnson… yeah, that’s it.”
Hard times, very hard times. Don't recall a time when we had to eat MSM tourist attacks for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Been working on new song, its a little rough,
Like ta hear? Here it goes..
MSM dun gone hog wild
Running 'bout like tranny child
Their scribblin's try make em a'feared and tremble with shame
Little do they know, they ain't got game
Whoa whoa MSM are dropping them pants
Whoa whoa MSM ain't gots no sense