I told this one before but it’s worth reposting. I was sitting on my porch after a long hot sticky day at the plant enjoying a very cold beer and smoking a Marb. Suddenly I hear “The Girls” giggling across the street. The Girls were the neighborhood Lipstick Lesbians”. Both had firm bods, not fat like the butches. One had long straight brunette hair and the other had short blonde hair. They were both about 5’ 5”. I pretended not to pay attention to them but kept an ear trained. They were enjoying the shade on their front porch, sipping wine, and getting giggley. The brunette put her arm over the blondes shoulder and said “I must be Frank with you”. They both giggled. The blonde turned to the brunette and said “No. Let me be Frank with you”! They giggled again, finished the wine in their glasses, got up, and walked into their apartment.

That was the first day I realized that my balls could turn blue.