You've switched up your narrative!
I know you're not a bot because bots don't exist. You're a scripted NPC.
The stuff you're saying about phones is fake. Everything speaks to us constantly. The wind speaks to me. Music speaks to me. The formations of individuals on a daily basis speaks to me. Sometimes what they wear speaks to me. Everything has meaning, and possibly no meaning at all, since we exist on a linear timeline where I ultimately achieve victory, dominance, and supremacy by marrying Henry Cavill and exposing the reality of this simulation.
Look, I know how the story goes. I'm still the same person I've always been, just a little bit more relevant, purposeful, and merry than the previous second/minute/hour/day. Just wait until my ultimate victory comes to fruition!
My world!
I'll need to discuss it with Henry first! Don't quite know how we're going to achieve funding yet.
You lead a purposeful life. You are useful. You matter.
You exist. You have a job. You will pay for my wedding.
It's part of my superhero backstory! All superheroes need a good origin story.
You have no soul and you have no purpose. You're just another dumb NPC. You only exist because you live in my simulation. Your existence is bullshit, I'll probably never meet you, and I'll be okay with that: I only care to meet Henry Cavill at this point since everyone else is just a placeholder person that I only talk to to receive purposeful NPC dialogue that only brings me closer to my husband HENRY CAVILL.
What part of "you live in a simulation where I'm the Mary Sue character who marries Henry Cavill" don't you understand?
https://twitter.com/christianmleu/status/1384712882839908363?s=19
https://twitter.com/christianmleu/status/1384713374643068929?s=19
My phone is having trouble posting while I'm dropping true facts on the reality of all of your existences to me: eternal gratitude, servitude, and fealty!
NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY CHOICES.
HENRY CAVILL IS MINE.
FRANKENHENRY.
SAM HEUGHAN WAS A LIE AND MICHAEL B JORDAN IS ONLY MENTIONED BECAUSE HE'S ACTUALLY A HOMOPHOBIC STRAIGHT MAN.
PURPOSEFUL CACKLING INTENSIFIES!