My liberal neighbors' daughter just ate my tater.
There is nothing like a fat chick giving your hemorrhoids a warm tongue bath.
I call her Preparation-H now.
All is well!
Never stick your dick into crazy!
Cap this.
Cup the balls!
When we finally take the Founding Fathers advice and water the fucking Tree.
They may have been a bunch of ass-fucking masons, but they at least got that part right.
It ends when we decide it ends.
You know this world is fucked when you can't even stab a bitch, without getting shot by the PoPo.
…but it do!
A jackboot cop lives 3 doors down from me.
I dropped some presents in his driveway last night.
How long can I get away with it?
Derek Chauvin will soon 'die' while in custody!
Cap this!
Cup the balls.
The next [FF] will be in the greater Tidewater area.
You have been warned.
Watch the 'news'.
Watch the 'Water'.
Q will return on the 23rd.
We will all call him a faggot!
Be here or be queer.
Don't eat at the Y!
Tidewater_Camp Peary_Harvey Pt.
No Truth in the News, No News in the Truth!
Grain of Salt.
In the immortal words of Preying Medic: "I won't suck a dick, but I'll hold one in my mouth until it goes soft."
Believe that!
If getting a boner watching a she-boon with a knife getting shot is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Is that weird?
[FF] Va. Beach
Dam Neck Glow Op.
Situational Awareness
OnGuard
Right between your Mom's thighs.
Your sister tickles the pickle while I diddle the fiddle.
ProTip: They both squirt.
My Mom won't make me anymore HotPockets until I get the vaxx.
I'm only 38 yrs. old.
What do?
No.
You can call me 'Drunkle'.
I'm your drunk Uncle, that really isn't your Uncle.
Your Mom likes to incest role-play though.
So, I got that going for me, which is nice!