sarnt gonna make staphsarnt just because of that performance
anon has it on good authority these are the awards which you seek…
Jerry wasn't a race car driver?
He'd say "El Sob number one"
With a Bocephus sticker on his 442
He'd light 'em up just for fun
At least Booker didn't get up in the Senate and exclaim
"I am the Frizzle Fry"
with a box of Cap'n Crunch in his mitts
Here's to Captain Trips