Scientist have discovered that earth's decaying electromagnetic protective field is allowing for valance electrons
to increase in physical size. The increase size is leading to reports of increase friction and electron clogs in higher resistant transports.
Maybe they just found a lot of cum stains on the ballots.
Sun burned nipples are the worst.
So whats up in Arizona? Have they found any evidence yet. Usually you find something that makes you dig deeper. This isn't going to be an episode of Curse of Oak Island is it?