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Mask wearers

A new equally effective method of preventing the spread of Covid.

Hold your left hand in front of you down at a 90 degree angle to the forearm.

Then repeatedly slap the back of your left hand with your right hand.

Place the tongue into the bottom lip and make a low moaning sound as you slap your left hand.

This method has the same amount of science to back up the notion of covid prevention and has the advantage of making you look less ridiculous.

BOWQ

(Blindly Obey Without Question)