book of daniel gapes ID: 94c517 May 1, 2021, 2:02 p.m. No.13559142   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

>>13559066

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1.the shekels were so gape

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2. the old gapes were loaded with shekels

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3. and daniel gaped like ken

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>4. and ken paid fortune tellers to larp his gape like a daniel

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>5. and daniel learned to fortune tell old gapes with larps <for shekels

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>6. and old oval gapes far and wide came for daniel larps gapes fortune telling <for shekels

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>7. soon daniel got involved in the foreskin sucking in the shadows cause ancestor lost candelstick griefer gape larps <for shekels

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>8. eventually they encountered the fake church of volcano doucheing as prophecized by sodom who'ssane

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>9. and it was up to daniel to lead the gape larps through the peanut butter canyon larps to seek the douche fake church for nipple shockers <and for shekels

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>10. fake church of volcano douche sold nozzles and nipple clamps and learned of the shadow foreskin suckers great wealth of lies and spam

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>11. soon daniel was a shadow foreskin sucker and a old oval gape larper fortune teller of unimaginable nipple clamps nozzles

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>12. daniel got to larp a old gape mangina one day and changed life

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>13. daniel found fronthole mangina fartnoises fortune telling was more than just peanut butter canyons and nipple clamps nozzles

 

>>>>>>>>>>>14. than daniel got hooked on coCIAne and trannys

 

>>>>>>>>>>15. dudes with bewbs were not doin it for daniel after that old oval gape life changing larp

 

>>>>>>>>>16. and that old oval gape mangina daniel larped did not love daniel the same way <for shekels

 

>>>>>>>>17. so daniel decided to leave the shire with walrusjew josh for four frickin novels of validations

 

>>>>>>>18. and they wandered gondor and minas tirith seeking old oval gapes to larp cause tendies and feels

 

>>>>>>19. soon they learned of old gape sourman temple baking babies, and they knew gape shekels fortune telling must be larp harder or walk back to shire <for shekels

 

>>>>>20 sourman had itch from lederhosen and saurkrauter and was interested in larpers storys of foreskin suckin in the shadows cause candelstick stolen and the exotic nipple clamp nozzels of fake church

 

>>>>21. "no longer will monkeys fly out my asshole on this yellow cake road" said sourman lederhosen saurkrauter itching

 

>>>22. if only the old forrest of faggots knew the larpers were trying to sell nozzels and nipple clamps with their larps to old oval gapes lederhosen saurkrauter sourman itch with fortune telling larps

 

>>12. our hero daniel was ready to stick his tongue in it to help get over old oval gapes unrequited mangina hopeium coCIAne of sorosanon colon blow pony show lucas bet on ponys with <for shekels

 

>24. daniel was ready to sacrifice his forked tongue larping fortune telling skills for a lederhosen saurkrauter sourman itch that had temple of baked babies like the shadow foreskin suckers profitized with the fake church of nipple clamp nozzels all biblical tongue in butt <for shekels

erdnussbutter haftet auf dienem auto siz sprecht lederhosen saurkrauter sourman itch , kanst du larpstein mienem finklejew daniel mit peter pan creamy fortune telling of zehr wunderland narnia QEHYcowboy homo tropes <for shekels

book of daniel gapes ID: 94c517 May 1, 2021, 2:35 p.m. No.13559352   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>9416

 

Sir Bedevere:

There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

 

Peasant 1:

Are there? Oh well, tell us.

 

Sir Bedevere:

Tell me. What do you do with witches?

 

Peasant 1:

Burn them.

 

Sir Bedevere:

And what do you burn, apart from witches?

 

Peasant 1:

More witches.

 

Peasant 2:

Wood.

 

Sir Bedevere:

Good. Now, why do witches burn?

 

Peasant 3:

โ€ฆbecause they're made ofโ€ฆ wood?

 

Sir Bedevere:

Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?

 

Peasant 1:

Build a bridge out of her.

 

Sir Bedevere:

But can you not also build bridges out of stone?

 

Peasant 1:

Oh yeah.

 

Sir Bedevere:

Does wood sink in water?

 

Peasant 1:

No, no, it floats!โ€ฆ It floats! Throw her into the pond!

 

Sir Bedevere:

No, no. What else floats in water?

 

Peasant 1:

Bread.

 

Peasant 2:

Apples.

 

Peasant 3:

Very small rocks.

 

Peasant 1:

Cider.

 

Peasant 2:

Gravy.

 

Peasant 3:

Cherries.

 

Peasant 1:

Mud.

 

Peasant 2:

Churches.

 

Peasant 3:

Lead! Lead!

 

King Arthur:

A Duck.

 

Sir Bedevere:

โ€ฆExactly. So, logicallyโ€ฆ

 

Peasant 1:

If she weighed the same as a duckโ€ฆ she's made of wood.

 

Sir Bedevere:

And thereforeโ€ฆ

 

Peasant 2:

โ€ฆA witch!

book of daniel gapes ID: 94c517 May 1, 2021, 3:07 p.m. No.13559545   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

 

Sir Galahad:

Zoot!

 

Dingo:

No, I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo.

 

Dingo:

Where are you going?

 

Sir Galahad:

I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!

 

Dingo:

No, oh no! Bad, bad Zoot!

 

Sir Galahad:

What is it?

 

Dingo:

She has been setting a light to our beacon, which, I've just remembered, is Grail shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.

 

Sir Galahad:

It's not the real Grail?

 

Dingo:

Oh, wicked, bad, naught evil Zoot! Oh, she is a bad person, and she must pay the penalty!

 

Dingo:

Do you think this scene should have been cut? We were so worried when the boys were writing it, but now we're glad! It's better than some of the previous scenes I think.

 

Left Head:

Our was better visually.

 

Dennis:

Ours was committed, it wasn't just a string of pussy jokes.

 

Bridgekeeper:

Get on with it.

 

Tim:

Yes! Get on with it!

 

Dingo:

Oh, thank you, thank you!

 

God:

Get on with it!

book of daniel gapes ID: 94c517 May 1, 2021, 3:23 p.m. No.13559642   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

>>13559066

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1.the shekels were so gape

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2. the old gapes were loaded with shekels

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3. and daniel gaped like ken

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>4. and ken paid fortune tellers to larp his gape like a daniel

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>5. and daniel learned to fortune tell old gapes with larps <for shekels

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>6. and old oval gapes far and wide came for daniel larps gapes fortune telling <for shekels

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>7. soon daniel got involved in the foreskin sucking in the shadows cause ancestor lost candelstick griefer gape larps <for shekels

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>8. eventually they encountered the fake church of volcano doucheing as prophecized by sodom who'ssane

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>9. and it was up to daniel to lead the gape larps through the peanut butter canyon larps to seek the douche fake church for nipple shockers <and for shekels

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>10. fake church of volcano douche sold nozzles and nipple clamps and learned of the shadow foreskin suckers great wealth of lies and spam

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>11. soon daniel was a shadow foreskin sucker and a old oval gape larper fortune teller of unimaginable nipple clamps nozzles

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>12. daniel got to larp a old gape mangina one day and changed life

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>13. daniel found fronthole mangina fartnoises fortune telling was more than just peanut butter canyons and nipple clamps nozzles

 

>>>>>>>>>>>14. than daniel got hooked on coCIAne and trannys

 

>>>>>>>>>>15. dudes with bewbs were not doin it for daniel after that old oval gape life changing larp

 

>>>>>>>>>16. and that old oval gape mangina daniel larped did not love daniel the same way <for shekels

 

>>>>>>>>17. so daniel decided to leave the shire with walrusjew josh for four frickin novels of validations

 

>>>>>>>18. and they wandered gondor and minas tirith seeking old oval gapes to larp cause tendies and feels

 

>>>>>>19. soon they learned of old gape sourman temple baking babies, and they knew gape shekels fortune telling must be larp harder or walk back to shire <for shekels

 

>>>>>20 sourman had itch from lederhosen and saurkrauter and was interested in larpers storys of foreskin suckin in the shadows cause candelstick stolen and the exotic nipple clamp nozzels of fake church

 

>>>>21. "no longer will monkeys fly out my asshole on this yellow cake road" said sourman lederhosen saurkrauter itching

 

>>>22. if only the old forrest of faggots knew the larpers were trying to sell nozzels and nipple clamps with their larps to old oval gapes lederhosen saurkrauter sourman itch with fortune telling larps

 

>>12. our hero daniel was ready to stick his tongue in it to help get over old oval gapes unrequited mangina hopeium coCIAne of sorosanon colon blow pony show lucas bet on ponys with <for shekels

 

>24. daniel was ready to sacrifice his forked tongue larping fortune telling skills for a lederhosen saurkrauter sourman itch that had temple of baked babies like the shadow foreskin suckers profitized with the fake church of nipple clamp nozzels all biblical tongue in butt <for shekels

>>13559104

>>>>>soy lotioins help mangina fartnoises with cocanut smells

 

>>u.k. wankers $ent their best pony riders to fight cocanut smells

 

>duke of harry gasket tested gapes cries bout trannys to oprah