That would cause, here, an immediate herbal burn, and the most awkward Happy Dance in all of recorded human history.
Anon? See glossary.
No problem. Anyone who goes out of their way to distinguish themselves (through namefagging, famefagging, etc) from the anonymous patriots this board was made for, is, by definition, not an "anon" (and is considered by many, including myself, to be a malignancy).
You're fixin' to fit right in here, fren!