China is going to invade Taiwan on June 25th, 2021.
It won’t happen now because of this post. I’m trading in getting bogged on crypto to bogging an invasion. Enjoy lol.
FBI is still desperately looking for Pelosi’s laptop lol.
Rumor is there’s evidence of Pelosi talking to China about invading Taiwan once Biden was installed.
June 25th, 2021 has 2 celestial events.
First is June 24th, the last super moon of 2021, also known as the Rose Moon, I wonder if they named it that because it has something to do with red. Probably not.
Well shit, night of June 24th is the same as morning of June 25th when I look at my calculator.
June 25th there’s some planetary alignment called Red Dawn where Mars, Venus, Mercury, and Jupiter align with some Brown Midget star chillin over with Leonardo DiCaprio, oops, I mean Brown Dwarf Binary Star in the Leo constellation. Thank God, I don’t think I could handle more nonbinary stars.
Well, Red Dawn is a movie about a military invasion. OG one came out in 1984 and the remake in 2012. Oh shit, two years with different metaphorical “apocalypses.”
Just a coincidence. There’s no way some Brown Midgets would carry out an invasion on June 25th.
Wait…North Korea crossed the 38th parallel and invaded South Korea on June 25th, 1950.
What’s in South Korea? The 37th parallel zone? Like Aliens and shit? Nah, another coincidence.
What parallels are Taiwan in just to be safe? 22,23,24 and 25? Good, nothing there. There can’t be any more coincidences right?…right?
June 20/21st is the Summer Solstice, but thats every year, no big deal here. It’s only 3 days from another celestial event. What could be so significant about 3 days? It’s not like these days have anything in common with Taiwan.
Wait they do? How? The 3 days are the, 22nd, 23rd, and 24th like the parallels Taiwan’s in that lead up to the 25th day, celestial events, and parallel Taiwan is in once again.
Now that’s a little overboard don’t you think? It’s not like there’s some plan or story about the destruction of the world involving 3 random days. Right?
There is? The Bible? 3 days of darkness? That’s just some fan fiction anime and another coincidence. It’s not like there’s some giant plot against humanity, right?
Agenda 21? Wut’s dat? 21? Like, 2021?
Nah bro.
Don’t take this all too serious. It was fun to write but in all seriousness though China is on some suspect shit militaristically if you look on Deagle. Besides the obvious weapons China is launching their own space station in 2022 and developing new spaceships. Don’t everyone join Space Force at once now. Have fun.