Kek

Anon suddenly wants to buy a house.

> THE NEIGHBORS AROUND HERE ARE CRAZY!!!

>All the locals run around without masks. Don’t they know there’s a pandemic?!?

>The school isn’t diverse. How will your kids learn modern culture without being surrounded by immigrants and kneeling to minorities?

>There’s NO vegan restaurants within FORTY MILES! Nobody even has BLM signs in their yard. They all seem to think it’s land management. The local hardware store doesn’t even ID you for spray paint!

>Terrifying wild animals roam all over the land, and men drive cows down the highway poisoning the whole road with cow farts.

>The neighbors are terrifying shooting guns all day. Some of them even want to come shoot at the gun range here. That definitely needs torn out to be a safe space.

>The guy who built this place must have been insane. Nobody needs 3400+ square feet, and it doesn’t even have a charging port for a Prius!

>Worst of all is the giant shop. Who in the world would need 5000 square feet of heated shop space?

https://www.zillow.com/homes/54210-Highway-330-Collbran-CO-81624/203031078_zpid