My batshit crazy cousin called me last night begging for money.
She hasn't paid rent in over a year.
Her landlord is letting the bank foreclose.
She is worried about her furbabies.
The rest of our family has abandoned her.
I told her I'd take her 2 cats in, but she could fuck right off.
I also threw in a couple "loopy cunts" and said I hope she gets raped by a pack of niggers.
I don't think she'll be calling me again.
So I got that going for me, which is nice.