dChan - Q Origins Project Archive

[Interviewer] What's the fastest speed

that you've ever driven?

157 miles per hour.

[Interviewer] Whoa.

Hey Google, turn the lights off.

[Google] Sure, turning the garage lights off.

[Interviewer] Who's your best friend?

Oh, Sterling Brown, Chad Easterling,

Vince, Bryce.

There's so many to name.

There's a lot of them.

[Interviewer] Who's your celebrity crush?

Don't have one.

[Interviewer] Who's your hero?

My dad.

[Interviewer] Who's your all-time favorite

comic book character?

Uh, Black Bolt, Inhumans.

[Interviewer] How would you describe yourself?

I think I'm pretty passionate.

[Interviewer] What's the one thing

you really want to achieve?

World domination.

I really want to leave my mark in this world.

[Interviewer] It's Mrs. Jordan!

Hey, what's up?

[Mom] Hey, how are you?

Doing good, how are you doing?

[Mom] Good, good, good.

Good to see you.

[Interviewer] What do we have over here?

It's my grandmother's famous rum cakes.

They're amazing.

You're taking one home too.

[Interviewer] Ok, what's the most outrageous thing

you've ever worn, Michael?

What's the most outrageous thing I've ever worn?

[Mom] Oh, I know right away.

It's that orange plaid suit that you wore for some award.

Yeah, I was trying to take a fashion risk.

[Interviewer] Could you describe your mother

in three words?

Uh, mom, loving, embarrassing - sometimes -

and ah, nurturing, very nurturing.

These for Dad?

[Mom] Please, take that to him.

[Interviewer] Alright, what's your favorite TV show

of all time?

Ooh, "Martin."

Can't stop watching it.

[Interviewer] Would you do nudity in a scene

or use a body double?

My mom's right there!

Nudity of course!

All nudity, no body double.

[Interviewer] Ok.

Can you, uh, tell me something

about your father before, uh, we meet him?

Don't look him right in the eyes.

[Interviewer] Noted.

What's up, pop?

[Dad] Hey, what's up son?

Good, good, good.

[Interviewer] Mr. Jordan, if you can ask your son

a question, what would you ask?

[Dad] Describing me in three words, what would they be?

Three words, what would it be?

Strong, quiet, thinker.

[Interviewer] And Michael, I heard

you have a secret handshake?

It's universal, it's not so secret.

[Interviewer] Alright.

What's the best trait you got from your parents?

Oh, man, uh, I think compassion?

Compassion.

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"WORLD DOMINATION."

I think not, nigger! I'm marrying Henry Cavill