Anon opted to receive both the moderns and J&J vaccine, and I've gotta say that the reported terrible side effects are blown way out of proportion. The foolish and brainwashed antivaxxers want to scare you away from the vaccine by saying silly things like "bill gates will install windows Vista onto your brain" and "you'll die of 5g blood clots."

Well I can tell you that aside from the initial soreness at the injection site and the appearance of a third penis, there has been ZERO adverse side effects. Although, I do admit that it is tough not passing out while maintaining 3 boners.