Bookmark this: Christian Leu is never going to have sex with Henry Cavill because Henry's going to have HIV/AIDS because he contracts it from a threesome with that fugly worthless ginger Mark Mackillop and a nigger.
See, no sensuality means absolutely no sex. Just picture-perfect, sexless marriage to HIV/AIDS-carrier Henry Cavill. At least we'll have a child in our joyless, sexless marriage to raise in front of the world.
And here are the wedding ring me and Henry Cavill will have.
H and C
Henry and Christian
Hot and Cold
I get the red ring and Henry gets the blue ring because everything is color-coordinated, like Commander Shepard (get it, shepherd?) and Kaidan Alenko.
http://www.henrycavillnews.com/2019/05/everence-confirms-henrys-involvement.html?m=1
Monday, May 6, 2019
Everence Confirms Henry's Involvement With Company
Over the past few months, Henry has been giving us clues about his involvement with Everence. Now the company that specializes in technology that allows you to add the DNA from a loved one into a piece of jewelry or into a tattoo has made it official. They've recently added this photo of Henry with Kal to their cover page, confirming he's their customer. You can learn more at Everence.life.
We don't know if this is just the first step in a promo campaign that might include testimonials, but we'll keep on top of it for you and bring you updates as they are released.
Thanks to Kris for the heads up!
All for a fucking LARP. No shit, this world is a bullshit simulation and I'm Commander Shepard har har har! Space Force!
A revolutionary technology that allows you to capture the essence of those who are truly meaningful to you, and carry them with you always in the form of a handcrafted custom ring. The shimmering crystal particles in the Everence Ring are embedded with your Everence Source (DNA, hair, or ash), so you can actually see the very essence of your loved one.
https://everence.life/products/everence-ring-10k-yellow-gold
Hi Jerry! Hope you're doing well. I've written about you in the Lamb's Book of Life!
Congrats on your upcoming wedding to Courtney! We used to follow each other on Instagram before my account got suspended.
https://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/109010969.html