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>>13663203 - They glue-cified me and called it Shield's Speed... and proceeded to have the saddest catered out, iso-alcohol fumigated crap hero, various assorted value chips UTZ here in NYQ Old Bay Crab muhFagFav, RC Qola, and those flimsy cups that feel like you're gonna break it you animal! Be more gentle, jesus! kek
*WARNING: I don't even get it ^, so if you're still trying to faux-de-qrude, aww... poor thing.
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You did this in MS Paint?
Legendary!
Check out this whiteboard shit again… kek I was soooo sober!
It was acrid.
I still didn't fap.
I miss pussy.
God, can you send an angel hooker in my dreams to fuck like a silly goose on heavenMuth?
Are you serious?
God, eww WTF, I'm so nervous!
Ahhh ;) Gotcha God! kek!
**God proceeds to laugh out loud, and it actually is as loud as you just potentially imagined. He's not white though, more like a hybrid Morgan Freeman, Neil De Grasse Tyson, my father, Darth Vader, Q, POTUS, and the sound of a giant penis ejaculating and it's so enormous that you can actually hear the urethral opening, resonating, like a peehole cumqueef.
God, I love it here. It's so therapeutic. Please protect our home. It's all we have left.
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