>> be me, go to trump rally

>> get out phone, start taking videos of rally

>> FUCK, my battery is at 4%

>> not going to get any footage

>> feelsbad.jpg

>> suddenly, GEOTUS lets out a roar

>> DRAGON ENERGY fills the great hall

>> people start cheering

>> random CNN cameraman wets himself

>> a few women spontaneously conceive children

>> my phone battery jumps to 100%

>> pic related