Keep dumb fucking baker drama out of the notables. I've been coming here for years, and besides animefag, I have no fucking idea who any of these people you are referencing are. What the fuck is a John Doodle? Nobody knows or cares who or what the fuck you are talking about.
Notables are for Anon news aggregation and digs. They aren't your fucking diary. I come here for the news that falls between the cracks, not your personal blog.