Cinderella cosplay in Philadelphia!
You're an unimportant NPC in my simulation!
None of you have any agency or free-will in my simulation since you are all NPCs/bots.
I'm literally a Mary Sue character in a Truman Show-esque video game simulation where I get to choose between Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan, but I marry Henry Cavill!
All mine!
First her husband, now one of her dogs…
Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan, go be nice to the old hag and spend some time with her! Introduce her to Kal, Henry!
You know it, non-playable character Uncle Joey! I'm just waiting for Henry Cavill to come rescue me for my PR-ready escape to the ballroom!
Confirmed: only faggots use Discord!
Literally all of the NPCs are mentally ill, especially the ones who support Trump.
The Bible is my fairytale book of spells. You wouldn't know what it entails, anyway.
YOU'RE ALL JUST NON PLAYABLE CHARACTERS IN MY SIMULATION!
Time to grab some lunch from the local Sunoco gas station using my EBT SNAP benefits! What shall it be today? Albacore tuna sandwich and a Dr. Pepper? Some potato chips (I think they call those "crisps" in your native tongue, Sam and Henry).
I've been thrown into three psych wards but they didn't find anything wrong with me since this is my video game simulation and all the mentally ill ones are non-playable characters like you! Maybe it is you who should kill yourself once I reveal to you all of the bad things that happened to you were on purpose just so I could have my fairytale wedding to Henry Cavill!
See, even the mentally ill NPCs comment on my Instagram posts as if by magic in my simulation!
Thank you! I plan on live streaming my wedding on television and Zoom for all who cannot afford to attend in person in Rome/the Vatican!