How about may be Bidan is so fucking corrupt, Russia (nordstrom II) decides to fuck around with Ukraine, and Iran (sanctions) decides to fuck around with Israel.
Each tell Bidan want the need to make news stories of his corruption "go away", besides the fact we'll continue to make you look like a dipshit for twiddling with your dick when we decide to set the world on fire.
Israel, says fuck this shit I can play his game, too, and gets $B big money in weapons as the ante agreeing to a ceasefire, again because they know Bidan can only twiddle with his dick.
SOB has to give away the store to try to look good.
I kind of get the idea they got the Dirty Harry version of Trump when they tried this bullshit with him.