Ideas for Proposed Legislation in Congress:

1. The Pelosi Diaper Bill

This bill would require sanitary procedures to prevent the exposure to any C R A P that may occur when Pelosi speaks to the House

1. The Pelosi Breast Plant Bill

This requires all those who have had cosmetic surgery to declare it to the ethics committee for oversight and approval

1. Kamala Harris - Willie Brown Bill

This would require all members to declare to the ethics committee any advantage they would have received from intimate relationships with their superiors or persons who have the power to reward them

1. Joe Biden Inappropriate Insult Bill

This makes it a federal misdemeanor to insult military troops while holding a public office

1. Pelosi Unconstitutional Laws Bill

This would make it against House Rules to pass laws that violate rights guaranteed in the Constitution

1. Pelosi - Newsom Bill

This legislation would make it punishable for office holders to not attend to health hazards in their districts such as feces and needles in public areas

1. Pelosi Ethics in Salons Bill

This legislation would require that the House ethics committee investigate office holders who violate rules they have imposed on others

1. Pelosi - Jackass Bill

This would fund the erection of a statue of a donkey in front of Pelosi's mansion in California

1. Pelosi Regret Bill

This would limit the power and decisions made by Speaker of the House

1. Pelosi Mental Health Bill

This legislation would require a mental competency exam before allowing a member to hold the office of Speaker of the House

1. Racial Equity Education Bill

This would require tracing the Negro race back to their last known cannibal tribe family connection

1. The F. U. Bill

This legislation would allow a group of representatives to speak personally with the Speaker of the House when that Speaker has exceeded their authority. If they want to be President, they will have to run for that office and be elected by a vote by the entire population