He's going to need more bodyguards.
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That's the real Biden. The newer version would have dove right in. Cabbage, Panther piss, boot polish and all.
Were going to need a shorter rope.
They've resorted to screaming at a camera lens. Yup. That will make a difference.
Island Crimes.
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drinking water while handcuffed.
So fucking obvious.
Three cupcakes.
I would have welcomed bagpipes gone. He's slower than than steam rising off cow shit on a cool summer morning.
We are waiting for your maiden voyage on that baby bird.