Flew to portland recently from dfw.
Ate the entire way.
One attendant was a maskhole.
I left her cheetos fingerprints and pistachio fragments when she told me to put mask up between each bite of frosted flakes. I told her that was the stupidest thing i ever heard of. But did it.
And about every single time she made eye contact i asked her for a new uncontaminated mask. She ended up giving me her whole bag and stopped looking at me.
I won.
No mask.
Their rules.
Try it.
Also carried a huge yeti cup full of ice theu security. Plus a gallon of frozen sweet tea.
(Ice is a solid ya know) and drank a shit ton on the 3.5hr flight.
Had cheetos, cheesecake, pistachios, chips, cereal, and sweet tea. Also told her it was gonna be messy if i had to worry about masking between bites…