Unhinged overacting.
Deliberate misinformation – says Ron is Q.
Overuse of adjectives in a way-too-obvious attempt to persuade.
Full panic.
THINK MIRROR
"We don't hold private elections in this country. We have rules about how ballots and voting machines have to be handled. Public entities conduct elections. Rando fake audit firms brought in by the Stop The Steal local Republican legislators in PA corrupted that process and meant that that company, uh that country, uh that county can't use those machines anymore. They let these CyberNinja guys do something to the machines…"
So OBVIOUS! Hey assholes, this plan is a fail. The audit is being conducted because (((YOU))) selected a RANDO private company to outsource the election and THEY DID SOMETHING TO THE MACHINES.
Hence the audit.
God wins.