Thank you for showing us a facet of what is going on, similar to what's happening in MSM, it seems
Thank you for showing us a facet of what is going on, similar to what's happening in MSM, it seems
Just got off the phone with a friend, we haven't spoken in a year.
We are both looking at Quantum-Syntax-Grammar and the message is spreading, FYI
Thank you for being persistent and doing what you are doing.
Showing everyone, you are making a difference in my life, which will eventually help others.
Love you
Romance Your Wife With These 8 Easy Tips From The Love Experts At The Babylon Bee
It can be hard to figure out how to romance your wife. You're a busy man! But it's important to spend time working on your marriage. Luckily, we at The Babylon Bee are all males, and we are all happily married, and we're all preeeeetty much love experts.
So we've got experience, and you can learn from our expertise. Spice up your marriage with these handy tips.
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Instead of leaving her to go golfing for six hours every Saturday, invite her to caddy for you. Don't leave her home all alone every weekend include her in your life! She'll love carrying your clubs and golf-clapping for your every stroke.
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Wrestle a grizzly bear for her honor. - A sure way to win the heart of any woman. Time for a trip to the zoo!
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Helpfully pause Lord of the Rings every scene to give her interesting behind-the-scenes facts about the movie. - "Now, the interesting thing about this scene, honey, is that Viggo Mortensen actually broke his toe while kicking that Uruk-Hai helmet." She'll be swooning in no time!
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Get in the habit of every day saying, "Wow! Your hair looks great!" so you don't miss it when she actually gets it done. - You have to cover all your bases.
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Snuggle in close to her and whisper, "Taxation is theft." - Talk about giving her goosebumps! Hubba hubba!
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Women need a firm hand, just pick what you're having for dinner without any input from her - Don't sit there and suggest seventeen different restaurants like a chump. Just say, "Woman, we're getting steak." Total alpha move. She'll love it!
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"Like" every TikTok video she sends you even though you don't understand them at all. - Even though none of the TikToks she sends you make any sense, throw her a bone with a "like" and maybe a laugh emoji once in a while. She'll think you totally get her.
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Don't text or call her all day so she'll be more excited to talk to you when you get home. - You have to keep her wanting more!
When she starts batting her eyes at you tonight, we want you to smile and say, "Thanks, Babylon Bee!"
NOT SATIRE: What does it look like when a man loves a woman? Douglas Wilson answers that question in How To Exasperate Your Wife and Other Short Essays for Men, and his responses are as wide-ranging and humorous as they are incisive and down to earth. Douglas Wilson explains why men's distorted view of wisdom handicaps their understanding of their wives, and he exposes rigid (and wrong) approaches to marriage and relationships. He gives practical, nuts-and-bolts advice for identifying unhappy households, replacing absent dads with true leaders, all combined with hot tips on how to exasperate your wife. Both realistic and insightful, How to Exasperate Your Wife and Other Short Essays for Men points husbands (and wives) towards a passionate married love that is particular, sacrificial, sacramental, and muy caliente.
https://babylonbee.com/news/romance-your-wife-with-these-8-easy-tips-from-the-love-experts-at-the-babylon-bee
Lori Lightfoot Flees In Terror After Thomas Sowell Takes Her Up On Offer For Black People To Interview Her
CHICAGO, IL—Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot was seen running for her life this afternoon. Observers said that Lightfoot exploded into a frantic sprint after she saw Thomas Sowell approaching to interview her. According to sources, Lightfoot had recently said she "would only grant one-on-one interviews to journalists of color." Moments later Thomas Sowell crashed through a nearby wall in a fashion reminiscent of the Kool-Aid Man. Lightfoot, living up to her name, went into a mad dash and has not been seen since.
People at the scene said Sowell brushed the drywall dust off of his corduroy jacket and said, "It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." He shrugged and most of the people present nodded in agreement. "Well, guess I'll go," he said. He then burst through another unbroken portion of wall and left.
Lightfoot was last seen on a traffic camera charging down Canal Street like a Japanese man in a Godzilla film.
https://babylonbee.com/news/lori-lightfoot-flees-in-terror-after-thomas-sowell-takes-her-up-on-offer-for-black-people-to-interview-her
Same anon, the ringing in the ears at three different frequencies day and night, epic dream sequences and an eerie foreboding which I can put my finger on… I get a thudding sound in my ear when danger is approaching, well that has been very active of late and this afternoon my landlord witnessed this first hand.
Something is up.
And this time its different.
May we all put on the full armor of God.
WWG1WGA
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