Tyb
Ya but its funny one second we must believe the CDC and listen to the science, the next its NO WE MUST STILL WEAR MASKS DONT LISTEN TO THE SCIENCE OR CDC!
Kek.
They still dont understand that when you make guns illegal or zoned gun free, people who disobey the laws will be the only ones with guns.
LONDON—Parliament announced Monday the installation of new narwhal tusk surrender bins throughout the UK after a citizen was seen attacking an austere religious scholar using one of the deadly weapons.
Citizens are to return their dangerous narwhal tusks to the anonymous surrender bins immediately.
"Don't make a fuss – surrender your tusk," said MPS Commissioner Cressida Dick in a passionate plea for Londoners and those in other UK cities to surrender their sharpened tusks. "We have seen the damage these can do when a peaceful member of the religion of peace is just trying to spread his peace in peace. We must make London safe again by giving up all our mammalian tusks to the government."
Dick also reminded citizens that elephant tusks, rhinoceros horns, and porcupine quills are all dangerous, deadly weapons that just might get up and attack somebody on their own. Citizens are encouraged to take their sharpened animal horns that they are forced to defend themselves with in the absence of guns, knives, and any other pointed objects, and drop them in the bins, "no questions asked."
"If you see something, mate, by Jove, say something, cheerio," she said.
https://babylonbee.com/news/narwhal-tusk-surrender-bins-installed-throughout-UK/
Money. Also victims seem to become the next in line to lure more in. Sexual trauma causes a lot of mental issues for child victims. After all this I wonder why any woman would want to be in Hollywood. So many shaved heads and crazy shot to cope. Parents who leave their children with the talent agent etc should know better.