Everything is White people's fault:
It's too hot outside - It's White people's fault
It's too cold outside - It's White people's fault
It's raining outside - It's White people's fault
It's snowing outside - It's White people's fault
It's too windy outside - It's White people's fault
I can't find a job - It's White people's fault
I have to go to work every day - It's White people's fault
I got sick - It's White people's fault
The milk spoiled - It's White people's fault
My dog pooped on the carpet - It's White people's fault
My car won't start - It's White people's fault
I got diarrhea - It's White people's fault
I'm constipated - It's White people's fault
My roof leaks - It's White people's fault