“A curse. Been in our family for generations. The Lees have always been perverts. I shall never forget the unspeakable horror that froze the lymph in my glands when the baneful word seared my reeling brain—I was a homosexual. I thought of the painted simpering female impersonators I'd seen in a Baltimore nightclub. Could it be possible I was one of those subhuman things?
I walked the streets in a daze like a man with a light concussion. I would've destroyed myself if a wise old queen—Bobo, we called her—taught me that I had a duty to live and bear my burden proudly for all to see.
Poor Bobo came to a sticky end - he was riding in the Duke Devaunche's Hispano Suiza when his falling hemorrhoids blew out of the car and wrapped around the rear wheel. He was completely gutted leaving an empty shell sitting there on the giraffe skin upholstery.
Even the eyes and the brain went with a horrible "schlupping" sound.
The Duke says he will carry that ghastly "schlupp" with him to his mausoleum.”
-WSB