…”and announces to the World that the Mossad has had free run of all of our top secret and Deal-banned nuclear wahead design and production files for TWO YEARS! ….Oye Vey!!”
Yep. Crowdstrike was running another special that month for its preferred acharacters almost only customer, the Deep State. Not only did they provide the kewl, scary blood-red “Cozy Bear” cartoon cover of the Intelligence Assessment, they threw in those “smoking gun” Cyrillic Code characters favored by (you guessed it) that crazy cat “Gucc 2.0” !!!