Greetings, QAnons! I am your neighbor and an emissary from an image board called 7kun.top/presearch. Long story short, we're researching cryptic information from someone (or someones) calling themselves "P". It looks like P might be a high-level government insider who is providing PAnons valuable information about the deep corruption in our government in a plausibly deniable way. Anyway, the other PAnons sent me over her because we're baking a birthday cake and we're fresh out of eggs, so we thought we'd introduce ourselves and we were hoping to borrow a half dozen eggs if you have them to spare. Of course, you're welcome to come on over to our PAnon birthday party and enjoy some cake!