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GEORGENEWS, [30.05.21 04:02]
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A year ago today:
May 30th, 2021
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The Hunter Biden scandal explodes
https://rumble.com/vhp573-ep.-1530-the-hunter-biden-scandal-explodes-the-dan-bongino-show.html?mref=169h4&mc=ali4d
With Commission Voted Down, Events Of January 6th To Forever Remain A Mystery
May 29th, 2021
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Senate has voted against creating a January 6th commission to investigate the Capitol riots. As a result, it would seem the events of that day will forever remain shrouded in complete darkness and mystery.
"Yes, there were millions of people there that day, in addition to hundreds of journalists. Plus, we have the entire FBI tracking down these evil criminals and we did a full investigation during Trump's impeachment," said Senator Chuck Schumer, "but we really have no idea what happened or what led to this horrific attack on our democracy."
"Now, I guess we'll never know," he added as a single tear rolled down his cheek.
According to experts, no one really knows what happened on January 6th, and spending millions of dollars on an independent commission was the only way for us to really know.
"It's a shame," said one Democrat leader in congress. "Someone incited these riots, but nobody knows who. And now the racist insurrectionist Republicans are making sure we'll never know. If only someone would have recorded the events on a cell phone or something."
Republicans have offered a compromise to Democrats, proposing instead an independent commission into the events of January 7th.
https://babylonbee.com/news/with-commission-voted-down-events-of-january-6th-to-forever-remain-a-mystery
Reporters Cheer As Biden Takes Huge Bite Out Of Microphone Mistaking It For Ice Cream
CLEVELAND, OH—President Joe Biden wowed reporters again with his love for ice cream. Biden had gone to Honey Hut Ice Cream, and while he waited for his order, a FOX News reporter approached Biden to ask him a question.
“If the virus is found to be from a Chinese lab, then—” the reporter started to say, but Biden immediately grabbed the microphone.
“Ice cream!” Biden yelled and then started to eat the microphone.
“Aww! He sure loves ice cream!” squealed a Washington Post reporter.
“He thinks he’s people!” shouted an adoring journalist from the New York Times.
“Ice cream crunchy!” Biden said as he kept biting the microphone.
“No, Mr. President! No!” yelled White House aides as they tried to get the microphone away from him.
“Ice cream mine!” Biden shouted as he ran away. He tripped over a bench and began choking on the microphone, which became lodged in his throat.
“I know what we’re writing about today,” said an MSNBC reporter. “Biden loves ice cream!”
Biden was quickly carted off, and there is no word yet if Biden is still alive. It is known, though, that he likes his ice cream.
https://babylonbee.com/news/reporters-marvel-as-biden-eats-a-microphone-after-mistaking-it-for-an-ice-cream-cone
Brilliant: Trump Begins Running 2024 Campaign Ads On Gas Pumps
U.S.—Well, it looks like the 2024 presidential race is kicking off, with former (and possibly future) President Donald Trump running his first set of ads on the television screens at gas pumps across the nation.
The ads began running this week, and mostly feature the politician and real estate mogul asking people if they miss him yet. They play on a loop over and over again as people at the pumps fill up their cars, paying the highest prices they've paid for gas in many years.
"Miss me yet?" Trump says in the 30-second spot. "If I were you, I'd miss me. I'm the most missable person, really. Everyone says so, all the best people. I tried to warn you. I tried to warn you people what would happen. But no, you didn't listen, and now you're paying five bucks for gas. Sad! But I'll take you back. One thing about me is I'm very gracious. So let's get me back in the White House in 2024. And I'll forgive you people. Most of you, anyway."
The Biden campaign isn't taking this lying down though, and is running a series of billboards near gas stations with the catchy slogan, "THE HIGH GAS PRICES ARE BECAUSE THE ECONOMY IS DOING GREAT!"
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-begins-running-2024-campaign-ads-on-gas-station-pumps